Get Jinxed (Naruto Fan-fiction)

Get Jinxed: Prologue.

"Claire?" Iruka looked down to his clipboard, the unusual name getting stuck on the tip of his tongue when he tried to pronounce it.

"Present," The girl chirped, saluting him with two fingers from the front of the room, her legs up on the desk.

"Put your feet down, please." Iruka ordered, the 'please' added to make her believe she had a choice in the matter.

"Yes'sir," She sighed, rolling her golden eyes in annoyance, her feet slipping off the desk and hitting the wooden floor loudly. Iruka ignored her attitude, turning his attention back to the class and calling the rest of the classes' names, ending with Naruto Uzumaki... who wasn't there yet.

"Naruto..." Iruka sighed, placing his hand on his forehead and listening to the rapid footsteps coming down the hallway.

"I'm here!" Naruto flung open the door, his breath coming out in labored huffs as he looked around the room, seeing Claire sitting in the front of the room, her feet back on the desk.

"Claire," She turned her head, staring at Iruka with a bored expression. "Feet," He reminded sternly, seeing her lift her feet from the desk and keep them a comfortable distance hovering above the desk. "Off the desk."

"They are off the desk," She mocked, sticking her tongue out at Iruka, hearing a wave of giggles come from behind her.

"Right," Iruka sighed, once again turning a blind eye to Claire's behavior. "Today's lesson will be on the Transformation jutsu, Sakura you're up first." Claire watched calmly as the pink haired girl made her way to the front of the room, the rest of the students making a lone behind her.

"Transformation jutsu," She shouted, forming the hand sign in front of her and grinning as she turned into a near-perfect clone of Sasuke, the class heart-throb.

"Well done, next up is Sasuke." Claire stayed seated, watching the boy change into the teacher with ease, not a single hair out of place. "Well done!" Iruka praised, getting no response from Mr. Cool. "Next is... Claire."

"You sound so disappointed," Claire giggled, jumping up from her seat and walking to the front of the line. "Transformation jutsu," She formed the sign, shifting into a not-so-perfect copy of the teacher, her brown hair flowing way down her back and the coconut bikini barely staying on.

"Stop that!" Iruka yelled from behind his hand, which was holding back a nosebleed, the blood dripping down to the floor. Does getting a nosebleed looking at yourself make you conceded? Claire giggled, returning to her small girl-ish form, her snow white buns jiggling as they reformed. "Ugh, Naruto you're next."

"Alright!" He pumped his fist into the air, clearly thinking that, by some miracle, he'd surpass Sasuke by sheer force of will. "Transformation jutsu!" Claire watched him turn into a less classy version of what she had done, the transformation being a completely naked blonde woman blowing a kiss to Iruka.

"What is wrong with you kids?!" Iruka shouted, watching Naruto burst into laughter after returning to his original form.

"I call that one the sexy jutsu!" Naruto wiped a tear from the corner of his eye, his arm still holding his stomach as he laughed.

"Don't invent jutsus, idiot!" His nosebleed had begun again, a mixture of fury and embarrassment making his blood pressure increase. "We'll continue the rest after recess!" Iruka sighed, wiping away the slow stream of blood coming from his nose.

The class murmured angrily about Naruto, the blonde sulking off to the furthest corner of the yard and crouching down to observe something. Claire walked behind the rest of the group, quietly following Naruto to his corner and towering over him as he crouched.

"Pow," Naruto looked up to see the white-haired beauty staring down at him, her hand pointing at his head in the shape of a gun.

"What?" He questioned, pushing away her hand and returning his focus to the ant he was terrorizing.

"You're dead," Claire giggled, placing her two extended fingers in front of her mouth and blowing, pretending to stick the finger-gun into her pocket.

"No I'm not," Naruto squished the ant, watching her shadow move in front of him, smelling a mix of explosives on her as she loomed over him.

"Not yet," Claire giggled once more, "boop," She touched the tip of Naruto's nose lightly, straightening up and giving him a wide smile before turning on her heel and jumping off, lifting her arms into the air and slapping together above her with each wide step.

"What's her problem..." Naruto mumbled, rubbing his nose wearily, finding a strange black power on the tip of his nose, now on the center of his hand. "What..."

"Man, she's crazy," Kiba approached with hands behind his head and Akamaru on his head.

"Yeah," Naruto watched her disappear from sight, her head turning to the side and revealing a sadistic smile, her bright white teeth glimmering in the sun.

"What's on your hand?" Kiba asked, leaning over to sniff Naruto's hand. "That's bomb-power," His eyes went wide and he covered his nose, "Where did that come from?!" Naruto shivered, pointing after where the white-haired girl had just disappeared. "What a weirdo..." Kiba hissed.

"She's not that bad..." Naruto sighed, watching Claire stumble slightly and regain her footing, looking around to make sure no one saw her.