Toothpaste (DracoxHarry)

Peppermint

Harry's POV

Draco was upset.

Okay! Shoving him to the floor was a douche move! But he pinched me out of my sleep and then sexually assaulted me by molesting my nipple; which by the way -I can still feel his touch-

I want his mouth on it.

-wasn't okay either!

My fist clenched at the thought before my eyes started to burn holes into the back of his head.

I didn't think I deserved this kind of punishment.

How dare he arouse me and then pester me into admitting that I wanted some kind of action to diminish the growing tension.

I slammed my fist on the desk and smirked when I saw him jump.

As much as I had enjoyed disturbing him, I had sadly gained the attention of Snape.

"Mr. Potter, would you like me to bring your desk to life so that it may punch you back? Or do you have some sort of reason for your idiotic action?"

I sighed. "Just frustrated."

He looked at me bitterly. "I do not care."

"..."

"Would you like to teach the class about Potions, Potter?" he asked as he sashayed towards a snoring classmate in the back of the room. He slammed a textbook close to the unsuspecting student's face. "Because last time I checked- YOU WERE FAILING."

I stiffened at his sudden outburst.

Snape generally had a level head when it came to distractions and unaware students in his class. But something seemed to really be under his skin.

"Maybe if you would pay attention." Snape sneered. "You would be passing... And not punching desks."

The whole class was silent.

"500 points from Gryffindor." he hissed at me angrily.

"I'm a Slytherin..." I choked out and paled when he stiffened.

"Then why aren't you in a Slytherin uniform?"

"I haven't had a chance to buy any robes... And I'm poor." I mumbled, keeping my eyes on the floor.

"And who's fault is that?"

I didn't say anything more.

"500 points from Slytherin as well, since no one decided to help Mr. Potter with his predicament." He hissed. "Especially you Mr. Malfoy. I did expect you to be a bit more helpful."

"..."

"ANYWHO." Snape started. "No one can leave this classroom until they make me a perfect Draught of Living Death. And tomorrow morning, I expect an essay about it. 10 pages."

Snape plopped down at his desk, basking in the misery of his students.

He was the class before lunch for MERLIN's SAKE.

This could take all day...

I huffed and decided to go gather my ingredients first.

Everyone was huddled around the Sloth Brain area so I decided to go towards the area with the Sopophorous beans.

There were only a few left so I grabbed them just as a pale hand landed on them.

"Wha-?"

"Those are mine." Draco growled.

And let's just say... About five seconds later, Draco may have magically hit his head on the table... And Snape might have sent Draco and I- might I add, the blonde was beyond furious with the knot on his head; to Dumbledore's office.

We both sat there anxiously before the old man with a beard.

"So what happened?"

"Potter caused this lovely injury."

"I did not!" I frowned. "He just fell!"

"After you pushed me!"

"I didn't even touch you!"

"Oh sure you didn't!"

"I swear it!"

Dumbledore sighed. "Calm down you two."

"I'm not calming down! He's going to get me in trouble because he doesn't want to own up-"

"I SAID CALM DOWN!" I jumped at Dumbledore's sharp tone and Draco stopped talking. "Now." he cleared his throat and adjusted himself in his chair. "Today is Wednesday... Hm? Thursday... Friday... Saturday... Sunday... Monday." he said out loud. "You two are to be suspended until Monday."

"SUSPENDED!?!?" we both shouted.

"Yes. You two will be spending the next five days with me. Not counting today that is."

I groaned internally. Great.

"And you two will be spending every second together in your dorms. You are forbidden from leaving without me giving you permission. If you leave the room, and it isn't an emergency, you both will suffer another consequence that will be far worst than I can describe."

"Far worst?" Draco pried.

"You two already think you're close now." Dumbledore muttered. "Muggles have created equipment and I have a thousand spells that can make you inseparable."

"..." I gulped and looked at the pale blonde next to me.

"I believe you both understand me then." he smiled. "Now. I'm going to release you two now." he nodded. "I trust you know where your room is." he smiled. "Meals will be brought to your room, and you are suspended from classes in case you didn't understand what I said earlier."

"So basically you want me to suffer with Malfoy until Monday." I whined. "That's all we're going to do!?!"

"Ah. Ah. Ah. You mustn't pry in the future. You must work with what I've given you in the present."
 
I sighed.

"Now. Out of my office. I have plenty to do. Enjoy the rest of the day in your dorms. Well... Week... And weekend... Plus Monday. ANYWAYS-" Dumbledore shook his head. "Don't forget what I said."

Draco and I both nodded before leaving the room.

This was going to be a long suspension.

I glanced over at the blonde and he seemed to be locked in his thoughts.

All I could hope is that the idiot wouldn't run out of the room and cause Dumbledore to make our predicament worst.