You frusturate me to no end
Your ego is the size of the sun
I wish you'd jump of a cliff
Because you're never any fun
Your smirk is like a hundred drags
Tempting and it weakens you
Your perfect hair, your perfect face
I know what you can do
Shove your ego up your ass, please
Stop with your Mr Perfection look
Because I want somebody who's themselves
With a line, sinker and hook
You tease outside,
But is that really you?
I don't want perfection, no
I know what you can do
How about trying less douchebag?
I heard that's great for your pride
Because you're not by yourself
You're by someone's side
Then maybe you can hit on me
Without me blowing up in your face
Because no matter how pretty it is
I want to hit it with a mace
I know what you can do
And then maybe I'd consider
Seeing you as a real person
And not some made-up player.