Once apon a time there was a lovely princess. She was wandering through the woods. suddenly the lovely princess was captured by a strange group of illegal skittles dealers. They locked her up in a 10 foot tall tower. There was only one very unstable ladder to get to the top and save her with. The illegal skittles dealers put it there because they were very dumb and did not think that anyone else would climb up the ladder. The lovely princess was scared of falling down the ladder when she climbed out so she waited for someone to come and put a cushion on the ground below for her.
Then a prince came to seek out the illegal skittles dealers and stop them. While he was riding in his Ferrari to the illegal skittles dealers HQ, he saw the lovely princess stuck inside the tower. He rushed to the ladder, but was scared of heights so he could not save her. Then the prince left. The princess was tired of waiting for a new prince to come. She got over her fears and climbed down the ladder. Then she thought about why she was wandering through the woods in the first place. Eventually she realized that she was a feminist and did not need a stupid prince anymore. So she went to the prince and punched him in the face.
THE END!!!
