Chapter One.
Okay, let's start this.
So it all began when, wait no that how all the cheesy stories start, basically what happened, okay I can't say that, this a book, I need to be a little more formal. Hmm how do I start this, oh I got this, I'll do the cheesy introducing myself thing works all the time. Hi this is River and welcome to MTV cribs wait, wait wrong thing again, well I'm River, well my name it's not really River but this is a book I can change everything, I can tell you i have a pet unicorn and you'd believe it because it's a book, you're supposed to use your imagination. I'm a teenage girl, with lots of money. I lied, I'm pretty much broke I failed to buy a 5p sweet from across the street, ah I forgot to mention I'm English, meaning I'm from England, London specifically. But not like the London you see on your telly and you're like I'm going to achieve my dreams there. I live in the parts people don't dare go, cause there's a 95% chance you'll get either robbed, stabbed, or hit on by the hobo, his name is Charlie by the way great lad he is. Okay you're probably thinking 'River get to the point of the story, the plot that supposed to entice us' well I'll have you know, I thought my slight attempt of banter was amazing, appreciate it, actually you shouldn't be reading this I'll be giving little small remarks throughout this whole book so be prepared to hate me, oh and we're friends now, since I'm going to be explaining my cringe life stories to you, 85% of this is true the 15% is imagination. Not going to lie to you, I was thinking of the SpongeBob meme when I said that.
Okay I'm going to actually explain what happened, well these past few weeks have been mental, so first I had this petty argument with ex best friend of 6 years, E- wait a minute I'm going to do what Storytime Youtubers do and change her name also, I'll call her bitch, I'm just kidding I'll call her Sam, I did kind of start the argument, but she did kind of stab me in the back once and guys she broke the girl code. THE GIRL CODE. That's right in the summer or 2014 also known as the worst summer known to man, she broke the girl code. I won't tell you what she did because if this ever gets published then you'll find out who she is and I'm not about to have her calling up my phone. Deleted her number for a reason y'all. Other than that my ex-boyfriend, Ryan broke up with me, so it was pretty much shit for me. So I spent weeks mopping around and being really weird, I didn't go school for a good 2 months, I was just lost, I wasn't myself I went out, and usually came back home around 3-4am my dad was pretty pissed. But I just went out, hung out with the wrong crowed. Okay I'm going to do the typical fanfiction thing. That all changed when I met them.
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Teen FictionThis book is pretty neat, i think cause like i wrote it, oh wait this is like the blurb, well this is about a girl called river and she's basically my alter ego, its a fanfiction though it's a five seconds of summer one cause i like their faces i k...
