SUPERNOVA [BOB MORLEY]

1.1; groupchat

You have received a new message from Actual Angel Alycia on Shit Chat.

Actual Angel Alycia: so it's a thing

Nova Bitch: since when??

Octavia Babe: oh please nova stop denying it

Nova Bitch: well then no one's informed me bc

Octavia Babe: wait you're being serious

Sunshine: she actually isn't dating him??

Blonde Clexa: BOB WHAT THE FUCK

Hotstuff: gotta zayn

Hotstuff has left Shit Chat.

Nova Bitch: don't scare the poor boy away jfc

Nova Bitch: he obviously doesn't like me, we're just friends l m a o

Actual Angel Alycia: nope nope nope this is incorrect

Sunshine: i will not stand for this

Sunshine: nob will rise

Nova Bitch: that sounds like really confederacy-esque yikes

Octavia Babe: yikes

Devon the Dweeb: so you're still single and innocent and I won't let these assholes deflower you

Nova Bitch: please never say deflower again

Christ: devon you have to ruin everything

Devon the Dweeb: you're uninvited to have pizza with me bitch

Nova Bitch: why wasn't i invited to pizza night

Devon the Dweeb: you live like 4578464 miles away

Actual Angel Alycia: then why wasn't i invited

Sunshine: neither was i

Devon the Dweeb: i came to be an overprotective cousin and I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn