This one was written by my friend, so I can't take credit.
"Hear ye hear ye! My name is-" Samuel started, before being abruptly cut off.
"Samuel Seabory, and I'd like to share my dumbass political views!" A distinct feminine voice mocked.
"Angelica Schuyler! The girl who has everything, except the tendency to keep her mouth shut, what can I do for you?" He said back, trying but to be too obvious.
"Oh Sammy, how are you other than stupid?" She replied with ease. She gracefully stepped up onto his box, into his personal space.
"I'm fine Angie, how are you other than" he gently pushed her off the box, "up in my face?"
Feeling satisfied with his response, he began reading his speech again. "Heed not the rebels who scream revolution they have not-"
"Cut the bs Seabory, we all know you have a huge crush on the king" Angelica cut him off. "Well you might, but the rest of us, we came here for freedom. And if you wanted to be oppressed by that bastard of a leader, you should swim your sorry ass across the ocean."
Samuel was to stunned to speak. "I um-"
"Ohh, got nothing? I didn't think so" now it was her turn to push him off the box. "Hear ye hear ye! I am Angelica Schuyler! And I, unlike some people, scream in the face of king George and his tyranny-"
While she was talking, Samuel grabbed her hand, pulling her off the box once again, but this time, he pulled her close. "You know ms. Schuyler? I'm interested in your views. Care to show me them this evening?"
Playfully hitting his shoulder, she responded, "I'd love to ya bigot."
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