Hamilton Crack Ship Oneshots

Philip Hamilton/Philip Schuyler

"Who would have thought that the two Philips would have found each other and fall in love?" Philip Schuyler asked.
Philip Hamilton interlaced their fingers as the pair walked down a secluded street in the dead of night.
"I never would have guessed."
You Schuyler stopped in the shadows where no one would be able to see them. He lightly twisted at the hairs on the nape of the younger man's neck. Then he slowly leaned down until their lips brushed. He pressed their lips harder together and wound his fingers tighter into the boy's hair. The boy jumped so Schuyler was holding him. Their kisses turned more heated, and they wanted each other right in that moment.
Then Philip Hamilton put his feet on the ground with a sly smile and walked away.
Knowing the mischievous little man, Philip Schuyler followed him.
"Where do you think you're going?" He laughed.
The younger boy kept walking, and the other man kept following. Soon enough they were chasing each other, desperate to feel their bodies touch once more.
Suddenly Hamilton was pulling Schuyler into a grassy field in plain sight.
"Philip, my dear," Philip S said, "what if someone sees us?"
The boy licked his lips. "That's part of the fun, now isn't it?"
They fell in a tangled heap in the middle of the field. Hamilton pulled the man harshly towards him by his shirt collar and resumed their kissing from before.
"I love it when you are dominant like this." Philip Schuyler breathed.
With a glint in his eye, Philip H pushed him down and straddled the man.
"You like it when I'm dominant like that?" The young man said in between sucking on his neck, making sure he left a bright purple hickey. "You like it when I take control?"
As Philip Schuyler was moaning in consent, they were bathed in a bright light, and a bewildered voice saying, "What the fuck??"
They looked up to see none other than Alexander Hamilton staring at them.
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So it's been a year since I last posted on this story because I haven't been on Wattpad in forever and completely forgot about this.
If y'all want more (idk why you would but you never know) then comment crack ships bc I'm out of ideas.
I hope you enjoyed this awful piece of shit that will most likely be one of the reasons I'm going to hell.