Harry’s aunt was sitting in the front room watching TV, she was using a hand fan trying to cool her self down due to the hot weather. Myself and Harry had just opened the door and stepped inside. Petunia had herd the door open and called to us.
“Is that you diddykins?” She called happily; I guessed that was Dudley’s nickname well I hoped anyway. I lifted Dudley on to Harry’s shoulders and pushed open the front room door. The front room still looked the same with the oddly coloured sofas which you would normally see in old people’s homes; apart from the flat screen TV the place didn’t look very modern. Petunia had seen me and had an angry look on her face.
“Hello there.” I said in a very polite manner to hopefully calm her down.
“YOU! Get out of my house!!!” She shrieked at me, she hated me for some unknown reason, It might have been the whole baby dragon thing but I didn’t know, ever since I first met her she has never liked me.
“ Er….” I went to try speak to her but she jumped out her seat before I could say anything
“OUT, OUT, OUT!!” She shouted, she was red in the face will anger she then throw the fan she had in her hand at me and it hit me in the head smashing causes parts of it to cling to my hair.
“Aw hey! Great it’s going to take ages to get it all out of my hair.” I shouted, I brushed what I could of the plastic out of my hair.
“What wrong with you? You could off hurt someone.” I said, Petunia looked shocked that the fan hadn’t hurt me and backed away from me slightly
“Er…….Vernon!” she called to her husband
I didn’t want to always have this every time I came to see Harry. I through how I could get them to like me, then I remembered what Harry said earlier.
“Look, if you keep quiet and stop throws things at me, I’ll give you theses” I went into my pocket and took out two cards
“Theses discount cards will get you a 50% discount on any number of items at any Paul Inc Store, as well as a life time membership to the Paul Inc shoppers club.”
Petunia looked at the cards and once she has finished reading them her face dropped “What? How did you get theses? Only special people get stuff like that.”
I smiled, the look on her face told me that I was on the right track “Well I am special, I own Paul Inc so I can give out anything I want, oh here’s my card to proof it if you don’t believe me.” I took out my business ID card to show to her, she looked at the card and read aloud.
“Paul Tribal, Owner and founder of Paul Inc”. She looked shocked then it dropped into a look of remorse “My….erm I really sorry. We didn’t mean any thing we said about you, really, and I sorry for throwing that fan at you I over reacted.” She said trying to make her apology sound good. I knew that she properly didn’t mean it but I didn’t take much notice and continued talking.
“Yeah right, I know your just saying that. But anyway do we have a deal?” I asked
She then smiled and nodded” Why yes make your self at home” She signalled with me to sit down. It accrued to me that I hadn’t sat down since I left Lundblum a few days ago, it was a long flight over and I was quite tired.
“Don’t mind if I do. Thanks” I slumped into a near by chair and got as comfortable as I could, the chair was old and I could feel the springs through the bottom of the seat.
“Hmm I think you need a new chair, this one is crap. Well you do have a discount and as a member you get to shop at the new Alexandra store before it opens. And to top it all off, there’s a 20% d discount anyway as a promotional event so that means 70% off. Luckily you hey.” I gave her the member ship cards and took out the discount cards and also handed them to her. She went to put them away but saw that they already had herself and her husbands names on.
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Harry Porter and The Paul Tribal Chronicles: The Ninjas Strkes Back
FantasíaDuring their 4th year (Last year in the story) Harry and his friends helped a village from being attack by a group of Ninjas. They killed all but one, a top ranking ninja in their group, who got away. A year later, he has come back to get revenge on...
