Rated T:
No ones pov
"Come on you guys grandma Katy and grandpa Shawn are here" maya shouts to her two children.
"Mommy I'm ready" says the oldest one her 5 year Wrenly.
"Okay come on" maya says grabbing her hand and walking to the door. "Farkle hurry up we are waiting on Chase" maya shouts to her husband of six years asking for there 1 year old.
"I'm coming I'm coming" farkle says walking down the stairs.
"Don't take my words I'll be using later" maya whispers in farkles ear sending him off in a daze for a second.
"Well okay we'll see you on Sunday baby girl" Katy says.
"Okay bye my sweets" maya says kissing there heads.
"Have fun with grandma and grandpa" (my grandpa literally just gave me a condom) says farkle kissing there heads (it's a flavored condom)
"BYE" Shawn shouts as we close the door.
"You ready for tonight" farkle whispers in my ear.
"You have no idea" I say running to the kitchen.
Five minutes later
"You ready baby" farkle asks maya.
"Yes" maya says.
"Okay" says farkle and and her turns on Netflix.
"Yes I've been waiting to binge watch the new season of Orange Is The New Black" maya says excitedly.
"Me too" say says grabbing a piece of popcorn
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Markle Oneshots
FanfictionThese oneshots will be rated by me at the beginning: M=mature: sex, cursing, drugs, alcohol, ect. T= teen: cursing, minor sexual scenes, alcohol, ect. K= kid friendly: no cursing, no sex scenes what so ever, friendly environment. That's pretty much...