Rated T: sexual jokes
No ones pov
"Hey maya?" farkle says.
"Yes"
"Knock knock" farkle states with a giggle after like a child would do.
"Who's there" maya said in an unamused tone.
"Cream pie" he states letting out another giggle.
"Cream pie who" she asks still unamused by him.
"Oh I'll cream pie you" he says with a Smirk making Maya's gave turn red from
His statement. (Not all of you will get it but it's a sexual joke)
"Farkle!!!" Maya screams at him slapping him over the shoulder.
"What girl can't take her own heat" he says making another joke and Maya's face turns a darker shade of red.
"Shut up" maya screams at him.
"Thanks but no thanks the only way I will shut up is if
I'm in bed and my woman is being the dominant one that night" he says with a smirk getting up and walking away leaving maya to think for a second then run after him and be the dominant one in the janitors closet for the 4th time today.
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Markle Oneshots
FanfictionThese oneshots will be rated by me at the beginning: M=mature: sex, cursing, drugs, alcohol, ect. T= teen: cursing, minor sexual scenes, alcohol, ect. K= kid friendly: no cursing, no sex scenes what so ever, friendly environment. That's pretty much...
