THE WORLD OF KUNG FU PANDA 2-Devil's Angles

The dinner of puns!

                         WARNING
This chapter will be fill with all source of cringing puns, so get ready to facepalm or shake your head in disapproval. You have been warned. Now lets start the story!!

    Me, Tyler, and Shifu were the first to head towards the dinner hall. Shifu's robe was now silked green and it seemed like it suited him best. My nostrils were filled with the aroma of fresh dumplings, moon cakes, rice balls, noodles, and soup. "This is the best day of my life." I whispered to myself, this can't be real... 'Maybe just one taste won't hurt...' 

     My mind began to drift off as I reached my hand out to grab a dumpling. Only to get pimp cane smacked from Master Shifu. "OW!!!" I sucked on my hand to decreased  the unbearable pain.

"We must be patient until the rest come and join us! I am sure your stomach can hold until then." He said walking toward his seat to sit down.

      I groaned, "I should have gotten more cherries...."

Tyler patted my back, a smile still planted on his face. " Oh come on, I bet they are on their way right now."

"Man I hope so, it seems like they have been gone for hours!!!"

He raised his eyebrows, "but....Its  only been ten minutes since we got here."

"I know....It feels that way in dog years..." I mumbled to myself. 'Why did you have to be a freaking dog??? Why couldn't you be something cool like a panther like your sis???'  Jenn said raging in my head. Its not my fault I am like this but, I do like dogs. I tend to deal with the biting and less of the scratching. 'I find that ironic since your favorite character is Tigress, idiot.'  Oh, who asked you Jenn!?! Anyway, I just like how sassy and hardcore she is. 'Heck yeah!! She is a total bad a-'  

"DON'T YOU DARE!!!"

    Do you know that face where you talk to yourself, but then you realized that you said something out loud? Yeah...Add that face times a thousand blushes. They all stared at me, Tyler was just starting to sit down paused like he did something wrong. This might be my chance to make this less awkward then it already is. "D-Don't you dare...sit there without showing me to my seat. Aren't you supposed to be a gentlemen to your guest?"

    He smiled and walked towards me. "You are so right, my apologies. Your seat is right here actually." He pointed to a seat that was seven chairs away from master Shifu.

"Why so far away?" Master Mongrel walked in. "Sit by me and my son. I need some funny jokes that will make even my funny bone work up a nerve to laugh." He walked slowly to his chair at the end of the long table and sat down. "Come on! I haven't got years now!" He laughed, tapping two seats, offering us to come and take a seat. We did. "So, I saw you two talking near the cherry tree..."

"Yes thats true." I wondered what this old man was getting at.

"Doesn't that make the tree a.... chemis-tree?" He laughed heartly, Tyler couldn't help but cover his face in embarrassment.

    "Oh come on Tyler, be more photo sympathetic to your dad." I smirked as he glared at me.

"Just leaf me alone." He covered his mouth, "What have you done to me??"

Master Shifu smiled, "You were always the one with all source of jokes master Mongrel."

"Were? I still am! Haha! Just because I am old doesn't mean I have to act all warn out. You have to live life by the cane! I know, maybe you need a hobbie, or a girlfriend perhaps?" He smirked.

Shifu just waved it, " It would be nice but, I don't think I would have time for one."

    He scoffed, "That's what you said a long time ago. Come on! I know you still have it in you and it is never too late no matter who you are."

I smiled. He might be crazy, but he was wise as well.

Kamyron walked in and sat down next. "How did you get here so fast? "

"I woke up earlier to get ready. What made y'all come so late?"

Monkey and Mantis walked in, "Uh...Well...."

"What did you three do????"

Monkey spoke up stuttering a little. "Okay so y-yeah we m-made a....BIG misktake and uh.....

"We dyed everyones outfit pink." Mantis finished handing behind Monkeys shoulder.

"Y'ALL. DID. WHAT???" Everyone came in glaring at the three.

"These are my favorite pants!!!!" Po spoked.

"After dinner I'm going to dye both of your eyes black and blue for what you did to my vest!" Tigress cracked her fist as she sat down.

"Kamyron, I am going to slap you so hard you would be half way across China." Qing sat down next to Crane glaring daggers at him.

I punched Kamyron in the face.

"Ow! What was that for???"

"It was either that or the slap and trust me, you would take this then that pimp slap you was about to get."

"Now now, settle down. I didn't know we were going to dress in pink tonight. I would have been more prepared. Like they say, a real man wears pink. Hehehe, anyway since we got all the negativity out. Lets dig in!"

Hello you beautiful beautiful people, its me again Deasianay. I am really sorry about the wait, I have been working on a few projects for you Kung fu panda lovers on Tumblr and some upcoming stories. I will give you a link to the Tumblr page of what you will be expecting in the next story, in next chapter. Or just text me. I don't really care. Until next time ~peace