The Great Adventures Of: Dr. Wharfstache and John

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^John's Diary^

Um. Hi. This is a story, a really confusing story might I add. It seems impossible, but believe me, this is all completely true. Just relax while I tell you the story of Dr. Warfstache and me, John.

I remember the day we first met. It was a warm summer day, June 23, 1837. I was 25. My mother was yelling at me because I didn't have a job. All my 28 siblings were doctors. And I, the youngest, didn't want to be a doctor. So I left, and I wandered. I made it to a very deserted part of town, just a few miles out of London. It was hot so I sat under a tree. As soon as I did someone jumped out of the tree and landed on me. He had a pink mustache and was wearing a brown trench coat.

"I like your top hat.", he said to me. I gave him a thumbs up and tried to restart my heart. "I'm Wilfred Wharfstache, and I'm a Tree doctor." I looked at him funny.

"What? A Tree Doctor? I don't think that's a thing.", I told him. I was very confused. Wilfred frowned.

"Of course it is. I've been in business since I was a young lad, and it's definitely a thing!", he protested. I decided to agree. At the time it made no sense, but that changed.

Wilfred and I talked for a while. I learned he was on a quest to find a nurse. A tree nurse, who would travel with him, and go on adventures with him. That's when I knew what was ahead of me.

"I'd love to work with you, Wharfstache!", I exclaimed. Wilfred smiled. Ever since that day I am a proud tree nurse. Even though I'm a nurse, I prefer to be called Dr. John. Well. That's all for today diary.

^3rd person^

John backed away from his desk, and Wilfred ran into his room.

"John, Teen Titan reruns are on! Hurry up!", he called. John gasp.

"That sounds John-a-rific, I'll be right there!", John called back. You see, on one of their adventures, John and Wharfstache drank some chemicals. The result was immortality. So they've lived through a lot together.

John ran Into their living room, and sat next to Wilfred.

"John, apparently we're going to be getting some new new neighbors. I really hope it's Glenn from Kmart.", Wilfred said to him.

"Cool.", John replied.

"John, Why can't Hitler be president?", Wilfred asked.

"Because he's dead.", John answered. Wilfred frowned.

"Great, now we're stuck with some angry, orange, polar bear!", he pouted. John really didn't want to listen to him, he was trying to watch Teen Titans.

"Hey John?", Wilfred started "Wanna read fanfiction?" And with that John turned off the TV and got his laptop out.

"Let's read some fluff!"

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(A/N): this will get interesting. I promise.