France: I bet England's mating call is, 'bakA bAKA!'.
England: SHUT UP.
France: Yeah you cant deny it. Last valentines day you came over to my house and yelled straight to my face like a bird, 'baKA BakA!!' and I knew what was up.
England: ..... Um.
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Hetalia Crack #5™
FanfictionSince you asked so nicely... Heres HetaCrack #5 omfg 5!! Wow bruh... WoW.