My Harry's A Vampire

Chapter 3

When Harry told me my blood smells like shit, I started to cry. Instead of conforting me, he just sat there and took pictures of me. 5 minutes later, my phone buzzed. It notified that Harry tagged me in an instagram photo. I opened the photo and saw me crying! Under it, it said @beibercansuck1d (my username) and the hashtag #uglycrier. I liked it immediately, and since i was the first to like it. I commented with #firstfollower. 

Harry came over to me and said that he needs to go get a snack. I told him to come back quick and to get me some chocolate. “Hell no! You don’t deserve chocolate beotch!” I knew he was joking, so I ran over to him and hugged him. He threw me across the room. I fell on a pile of glass and started to bleed. He started to come over to me with a hungry look, like he was about to eat me, but not like the sexual way to eat someone. Then, I remembered that he was a vampire, so I got scared. When he got up to me, he sniffed me, and then barfed on me. Then he was like, “Oh yeah, your blood smells like shit.” Then he ran away and jumped out of his window.