My Harry's A Vampire

Chapter 7

I looked up at Harry and he told me that he didn’t finish his equation yet. I then figured out that he must have been hiding his dick somehow to surprise me. I then asked for the entire equation and he told me this: (1/8 x 8) x (7 - 8).

It took me about 10 minutes to solve the equation, because during my math classes, I just make out with my Harry Styles binder. I then solved the equation, which was 0. I started to scream and realized that Harry had a vagina. I ran out of the room and started to cry, since Harry actually might have been Harriet.

Harry walked outside to me to explain what was going on. He told me that when he got turned into a vampire he had a boner, and that the blood was still in his dick after he got turned, which could have cause Harry to die. So, Harry had to bite his penis off and suck the blood out of it. This made me want to puke, so I did. Harry then told me that he had a dildo that he attaches onto himself so he can still fuck people. So, I told him to strap on his largest dildo he had.