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Vampire

THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS LIKE TEN. ITS VERY BAD LMAO Staffie and her dog Unicorn, a white great dane puppy, move to her uncle and aunt's mansion after her parents 'died'. her uncle and aunt have to go on a business trip, leaving Staffie and...

#badass-girl #bunchocool-stuff #completed #grimreaper #mansion #vampires

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by Ashez11

by Ashez11

Staffie: thanks to you people she's still crying.

Me: I'M SO ALONE!!!

Staffie: see what we're dealing with?

Jett: aannnnyyyywwwaaayyys iii''mm ggguunnnaaa saay hhhiiii forrrr mootheerrr-RREeeaaappeeerrr, aaaannnndddd iii sssaaayyyy hhhhiiii!!

Tay: ok, so I was reading this and had to ask author-chan over here where the hell my brothers are. well?

Me: err... well yeah. ok, so they're still there just not vital to the story plot until later on, they're like support cast.

Zee brothers: SUPPORT CLASS?!? US? WE ARE THE STARS IN THIS STORY! IF IT WASN'T FOR-

Me: SHUT UP!!

brothers: stupid girl...

Me: I heard that dimwit(s),

Tay:anyways, also, this story will be on hold starting Tuesday or Wednesday. Meggie will still try to update, but no promises.

Me: me and my mommy are going on vacation!

Tay: right. Jett, take it away;

Jett: offff cccooouurrrssseee *hic* BBBYYYYEEEE GGGUUUUYYYSSSS!!

Me: HE IS DRUNK!

Jett:

Me: poor guy...

Tay: well let's make it so isn't all alone, PARTY!!

everyone except Me: *dances around to music that magically appeared and drinks with Jett*

Me: I don't drink... welp, bye guys... love you... EVEN IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME!! SOMEONE PASS ME A DRINK!

little bastard: guys, please VOTE, ADD, COMMENT, AND FOLLOW!! also, she thanks you for adding her story to your reading lists and to LudwikaJimenez FOR VOTING AND ALMOST EVERY STINKIN' CHAPTER AND ADDING HER STORY TO YOUR READING LIST!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!! bye bye!