Pearls POV
I looked at plankton, my eyes welling with tears "plankton just take me home!" I screamed, my loud scream echoing throughout the entire ocean.
Karen came in and sighed. She was always the most sensible of the two. Maybe I could convince her to release me!
"Karen! Karen please let me go!" I squealed, tears flowing freely down my (A/N: face? What do whales have)
"Karen I didn't do anything. I swear. Please, let me go." I pleaded. I know she was a computer, but I had to try to convince her I wasn't worth caring about.
She stared at me with those dead, calculating eyes. "No." She said sternly. She continued to say something I thought was the weirdest thing I'd ever heard.
"My husband is thinking of infidelity. I though if I showed him what was out there, EX: you, teenage blubberer, he would understand I am the only one for him." At the end of her speech, she smiled broadly at me, her motherboard working overtime to show me how satisfied she was with herself.
I breathed in a gasp. But I was the best. Karen was obviously insane. Only dead dudes don't like me. (And even THEN)
But as soon as she left us alone, plankton came by my side and whispered in my ear "I've always loved you"
A chill went down my whatever-the-fuck-my-back-is-because-it-sure-as-hell-ain't-a-spine.
"What about the krabby patty formula?" I say, concerned about what would become of his life's work.
"... until the next chapter my dear"
Time to Kermit slip n slide. Don't mind me.
