Let's kik / Tronler AU

thirty one

tyleroak: Hi is this the Daniel howell I met a very long time ago in the UK?

dannyboy: well it could be

dannyboy: but it could also be a serial killer that's
standing outside your door

dannyboy: you get to pick which one

tyleroak: very funny wow im laughing soooo hard rn

dannyboy: hi tyler I can smell your sarcasm over text and there is far too much of it

tyleroak: sorry buddy ol pal

tyleroak: you still whiskin it with phil?

dannyboy: DON'T

tyleroak: have yall gotten "whisky" yet??

dannyboy: was

dannyboy: was that a pun

dannyboy: if so

dannyboy: kys

tyleroak: HAHAHHAHA

tyleroak: that was so fucking good admit it

dannyboy: no I would usually but this one's context is too bad

dannyboy: I give it a 4/10

tyleroak: A 4???? CMON DANNY

tyleroak: it was at least a 6 or 7

dannyboy: maybe if it wasn't in the context of phil I would've given it a 6

tyleroak: did I take too much of a whisk

dannyboy: GO DIE I CANT DEA L WITH THIS

tyleroak: OK OK OK ILL STOP ITS JUST SO GOD DAMN FUNNY

dannyboy: anYways, whats up

tyleroak: well I just finished messaging phil

dannyboy: about

tyleroak: about?

dannyboy: well you can't just leave a text at a bloody cliffhanger like that can ya?

dannyboy: its downright unfair

tyleroak: no it's a secret

dannyboy: ok if it's a secret then ill obey ur privacy

tyleroak: wow dan I cant believe you

dannyboy: wh at

tyleroak: the fact that you are making me tell you is so pushy

tyleroak: but if you REALLY insist on me spilling the beans

dannyboy: I didn't

dannyboy: I don't recall

dannyboy: what is going on

tyleroak: ok so, I messaged phil because no one else would respond to my texts

tyleroak: and then phil was you know all welcoming and....phil-ish?

dannyboy: imma let you finish but

dannyboy: u said no one would respond to your texts

dannyboy: but you never messaged me?

tyleroak: that may have been a slight lie

tyleroak: just a lil one though

dannyboy: I s2g

dannyboy: also I never pressured you into telling me this

dannyboy: buuuuuut continue though this is juicy

tyleroak: ok so then phil got fishy bc I haven't talked to him in a while bc well... he's phil

dannyboy: ???? he's phil????

tyleroak: nevermind that just keep listening

dannyboy: ok, were gonna come back to that though

tyleroak: ok (lauren) (sUBSCRIBE TO ME)

tyleroak: then he asked why I was talking to him and I said no else would msg me

tyleroak: then he asked if I had done anything to
anyone, which I did, then he got mad at me

dannyboy: im pretty sure phil didn't get mad at you tyler

tyleroak: how the fuck would you know? you weren't there

dannyboy: check your receipts tyler.

dannyboy: phil said to you, "im trying to help" as YOU blew up on him.

tyleroak: you're making that up

dannyboy: the last thing phil said to you was, "im going to delete the conversation now, im not finding this conversation beneficial to either of us."

tyleroak: how did you

dannyboy: tyler he's texting me screenshots as we speak

tyleroak: he ratted on me?

dannyboy: no he didn't rat on you. he's hurt. you know he's sensitive tyler and you saying "bye bitch" and many other rude words to him hurt him.

tyleroak: tell him to SUCC it up because I was mad

tyleroak: doesn't everyone know when im venting I want people on my side.

tyleroak: he took their side

dannyboy: wonder why

tyleroak: dan please don't leave

tyleroak: I need at least one person that supports me and my descisions

dannyboy: maybe you should apologize?

dannyboy: I'm not picking a side

dannyboy: gtg im with a friend rn and I have to console phil

tyleroak: please dan

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