Issues

Part 4

When they were outside, FIonna was staring intently at a shaking bush while brandishing the bat. Bonnie was shaking and stuttering, so no one knew what she was saying. Marcie was examining her nails with disinterest.

"So what's the plan, tough girl?" Marcie questioned while raising a perfectly plucked eyebrow, still looking at her nails.

"I'm gonna count to three and hit the bush with the bat." Fionna whispers.

Marcie pulled put her phone. "Well... the internet sucks put here so could we hurry this up? The faster we get back, the better."

Fionna frowned. "One... two..." she whispered. Fionna glanced at Bonnie for a split second. "THREE!!!" Fionna ran up to the bush and hit it with the bat, Bonnie screamed and covered her eyes and Marcie glaced towards the bush and actually seemed to be a tad bit interested.

As soon as the bat made contact with the bush, it rustled and a raccoon flopped out and hissed. All of the girls (surprisingly including Marcie) screamed and ran inside of the house and jumped on the bed. Then they exploded in a fit of laughter.

"Th-that was k-kinda fun." Bonnie said between giggles.

"It was a little fun..." Marcie admitted hesitantly.

Bonnie's mother heard them scream so she came to the open doorway of her room.

"Are you girls alright?" she asked with her hand at her chest, a concerned look plastered on her face.

Fionna nodded, "Yeah, we're alright but... there's a raccoon in your bush outside."

Bonnie's father heard this from the other room. Upon hearing this, he was very upset.

"A RACCOON?" he boomed, "IT MUST BE KILLED AT ONCE!"

And with that, he stormed to his room, grabbed his shot gun and ran outside.

The girls and Bonnie's mom glanced at each other in confusion, they had a short discussion about it and decided to follow him out and make sure he wasn't completely crazy.