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Two Fun Uncles Loving to the Beat

A Short Story

by Meep

Emil Steilsson was thinking about Leon Wang again. Leon was a smug flirty bastard with tallish hair and pretty eyes.

Emil walked over to the window and reflected on his busy surroundings. He had always hated loud Hetalia World with its thirsty, talented trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel grumpy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a smug figure of Leon Wang.

Emil gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a smol, salty, hot chocolate drinker with short hair and pale eyes. His friends saw him as an frosty, inexpensive ice cube. Once, he had even helped a harsh puffin cross the road.

But not even a smol person who had once helped a harsh puffin cross the road, was prepared for what Leon had in store today.

The sun shone like laughing puffin, making Emil salty. Emil grabbed a small condoms that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Emil stepped outside and Leon came closer, he could see the old-fashioned glint in his eye.

Leon gazed with the affection of 3891 bitter tense troll. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a hug."

Emil looked back, even more salty and still fingering the small condoms. "Leon, you piece of shit," he replied.

They looked at each other with cheerful feelings, like two panicky, purple panda blushing at a very sarcastic date, which had k pop music playing in the background and two fun uncles loving to the beat.

Emil regarded Leon's tallish hair and pretty eyes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Emil with a delighted grin.

Leon looked smug, his emotions blushing like a magnificent, mushy money.

Then Leon came inside for a nice mug of hot chocolate.

THE END 

jfk idek anymore