THE CRACK IS LIKE CANDY TO MY SWEET BABY SHREK. SOMETIMES, I WOULD LIKE HIM TO STOP. BUT WHO AM I TO TELL HIM? I TAKE TWICE AS MUCH AS HE DOES. CRACKED OUT NEMO IS STILL WATCHING IN THE CORNER WITH IS TAIL GLUED TO HIS FACE. I'D LIKE TO KEEP HIM AS A NOVELTY ITEM, BUT I BETTER NOT. I JUST WISH HE'D STOP THINKING PORNY AND GO FIND DORY INSTEAD OF WATCHING US. SHREK WILL NOT HOLD BACK. I LIKE HIM THAT WAY. IT KEEPS OUR BED SPRINGING AND SPARKING. HA, FIONA, YOU THINK I'M PRINCESS FIONA FROM THE MOVIE??? THINK AGAIN...
I STILL AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO I AM. FIRST, YOU PEOPLE WATCH ME AND SHREK DO IT, THEN YOU EXPECT TO KNOW WHO I AM?? SICK, SICK HUMANS.
