IM CRINGING ALREADY. SHREK IS MY ONLY GETAWAY FROM THIS NASTY, CRUEL THING PEOPLE CALL "LIFE". SHREK GIVES ME THAT,FEELING,THAT THE WORLD NEVER GIVES, JUST LIKE MY UNCLE BOB. AS SHREK TOUCHES MY FLAT ASS, I FEEL A WARMNESS IN MY NON-EXISITANT HEART "SWEET HEART, YOU'RE....... SPECIAL"
NEMO TRIES TO LOOK AT THE FUN IM HAVING, BUT HIS GIANT TAIL IS GLUED TO HIS EYES, (I WAS BORED, SO I TRIED TO KILL HIM BY GLUING HIS TAIL TO HIS FACE).BUT, I STILL CAN'T BEILIVE HOW RUDE IT IS THAT NEMO IS WATCHING SHREK AND I ..... DO IT. SHREK AND I WERE HAVING FUN LICKING EACHOTHER'S...SHINY...GLOSSY...MOIST...
POPSICLES OF COURSE! WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO SAY, CREEP! DIRTY, DIRTY, MIND! WAIT, WHO AM I TALKING TO AGAIN?OH YEAH, SORRY SAM! I SAID TO NEMO " GO FIND DORY, DUMBASS FISH!" OH WAIT, I'M PART FISH! WELL, DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME, SMARTASS!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?... WHAT KIND OF CRACK AM I ON AGAIN? AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME MORE OF IT? IT MAKES MY SPECIAL SHREK....... HAPPY?
