Life, How You Confuzzle Me.

Life, How You Confuzzle Me. (03)

Ugh, we're getting new neighbours. They're moving into Michael and TMBs old house, (if you're wondering who they are, they're our old neighbours at my Mums house, Michael was my kind of boyfriend and TMB was his younger sister whos life purpose seemed to be to make my life a living hell, hence the nickname, which stands for The Mega Bitch).

So far I've seen the parents and a small toddler. Hopefully that's the whole family, but no promises.

Birthday presents have started to arrive already, but Mum isn't letting me open them yet, Haleigh is getting really impatient aswell. But I am soooooo excited, because there's only 1 day and 19 hours to go, Yay!

So far, Jen, Georgia, Ruby, Martin and Jake haven't said anything about mine and Haleighs 16th birthday and we have our suspicions that they are secretly planning something, so we are both going out shopping today after school so we have something to wear just in case they are planning something for our birthday.

It's a pretty good day today though. You're probably wondering why, so I'm going to tell you through a list because I am in a list making mood.

Reasons for it being a good day:

• They had ice cream on the cafeteria menu

• Jake spilt strawberry milk on his crotch, causing us to laugh for about a million years

• The frogs escaped in Bio and it caused Nicole, (TMBs replacement queen bee), to climb on her desk, fall off because of her 10 inch heels, showing the entire class her knickers because her micro-skirt came up

• And Mum let me have the last pop tart this morning

That is why today is a very good day, and that is why, my little friends, if you could get abbs from laughing, I would probably have a rock hard 10 pack.