A Friendly Hello

Hello!
You might not know me
But who cares!
My name is Lapissed
I wrote things
But you won't see it
No siree
I might post
I'm not really sure
I have other social media!
Ifunny
Kik
Twitter
Porn hub
You name it!
There are some things I have to tell you
It gets NSFW
You don't know what NSFW means?
Well, NSFW means Not Safe For Work
So I can write about a hot steamy Lapidot sex
Would your boss like to see that at your work place?
No
No he wouldn't
Second, Mixed Emotions
Yes, I'll make you..
Laugh
Cry
Masturbate
And generally feel ever emotion you have
Especially masturbate
Well
I talked for too long
This isn't even a story
Just a friendly hello
I hope you like this account
Because I won't
Please love me