Nemo x Reader x Shrek: Illuminati Love

Chapter 6

You, Nemo, and Shrek decided that you need couples therapy. So you go to your local therapist for some help. Her name is Tina Geeanell, and she is a shark.

"I'm a shark, and I will help you." She says.

"Thank you," says Nemo.

"Yes," says Shrek, "You can help us."

Tina laughs, "don't mention it! Just remember to pay me!"

Everyone shuts up.

"So, what is your problem?" She asks.

"Well," you say. "I love Nemo and Shrek, Nemo loves Shrek and I, and Shrek loves me and Nemo."

"Is this true?" Tina asks.

"What can I say?" Says Nemo. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

"Then you have a major problem, my dear customers. Because you are all in a love triangle. And a triangle has three sides. So, by default, you are all in the illuminati!"

There is a collective gasp.