Lots of people wonder of the Elf on the Shelf. Who is he? Does he have ulterior motives? How does he... move every night? This book will unlock the secrets of the Elf on the Shelf.
(WARNING: If you already have an Elf on the Shelf, it is too late. This book is no use to you. Suggested actions are burning, crushing, or slicing the Elf up.)
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THE REAL ELF ON THE SHELF
Historical FictionA chilling tale of how the Elf on The Shelf started...
