Phan Oneshots (Boyxboy)

Pastel Passions

Description: Pastel!Dan has been pining for Punk!Phil's attention ever since he saw him handing out numbers by the dressing rooms (aka Phil is that person by the dressing rooms that gives you a number for the amount of clothes you have and Dan is sick of him not noticing him)

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Dans POV

I was just about to close my locker and head to the cafeteria when my best friend Chris runs up to me, "DAN OMG!! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!" Chris pants out and leans over, hands on his knees trying to catch his breath holding up one finger to let me know not to worry

I was still worried like wtf...Chris never runs for anything

"Chris what the fuck man are you ok?" I ask obviously concerned for my friend who looks like he just ran a mile to "catch up with me" even though I told him to meet me here. And that our lockers are only a few spaces apart.

"Dan- your aesthetic -I have- news..." My aesthetic?! My aesthetic consist of pastel jumpers, jeans and shoes IS SOMEONE TRYING TO STEAL MY LOOK?

(A/N I like how that's what I made Dan worried about when his friend is just about ded)

"No Dan, I overheard some girls talking about a new shop that opened over the weekend, they described it as a 'literal pastel wonderland!!' and I also heard that Phil Lester is working there as the person like in charge of the dressing rooms." A knowing smirk was playing on Chris' lips because he knew the effect that statement would have on me

Phil !freaking! Lester

Working in a place that's literally my aesthetic, how can it get any better than this

"Ok that settles it, we are going there after school" Chris just looks pleased and I have an idea

~~~time skip about a week~~~

"CHRIS WTF WHY WON"T SENPAI NOTICE MEEE????" I wail to my friend whilst playing mario kart. I have been going to this new shop (Pastel Passions) for like a week, trying on different skinny jeans, tight shirt...EVERYTHING to try and get Phil's attention, but to no avail. I swear if he has noticed me, then he's doing a pretty good job of making me feel like he hasn't. Every time a girl tries something on, they ask Phil how it looks

And not just a "Hey, you work here so you must have some opinion on what you sell...how does this look on me?"

Oh no, its basically a bunch of horny busty girls trying to flaunt everything they've got (and I mean everything) to try to get Phil to do something about it...if you know what I mean

Like hold up girls

1. I fucking called dibs 

and 2. How do you know he even likes girls?!

Like ok, he might be bi and playing hard to get or be gay and playing hard to get...DON'T HOG HIM JESUS

"Dan calm down, he's paying attention to the girls yeah?" Chris says, pausing the game to look at me. I set down my controller and roll my eyes don't remind me

"Yeah...what has that got to do with anything?" I huff and cross my arms, "I don't invite you over here all the time to remind me about how hot guys don't pay attention to me." I can tell that's not what he means by the way he sighs and shakes his head but I'm a drama queen, sue me

"You know that's not what I meant..." Chris says making me look over at him with a then what do you mean? kind of look

"Well what do the girls wear that gets them the most attention from Phil?" I can see Chris' smirk and I can already sense what his idea is going to be. I might not like it but if it gets a cute boys' attention away from those prissy girls for one second and possibly even a boyfriend then who am I to complain?