Skye: I'm not the One who shat in your cornflakes this morning
Dave: actually yes you are I saw you, you were just sitting over the bowl I walked in and I looked at you and I said Skye what are you doing and you just looked me in the eye for like eight minutes I got really worried till I saw you were holding a Booz and I realized you where drunk I should be worried
Dave: you where drunk when you write those weren't you
Skye: maybe
You don't know my life boi
YOU ARE READING
Twenty boxes of corn flakes
FanfictionThe story of toast Skye Dave Jordan and other ppl I can't remember right now living together
