The Footballer

Chapter 7

*Bzz...Bzz*

Me: Ugh... No... It's way to early... *What time is it in anyway? 14.30?* Oh well I did wake up. By my alarmclock. No I'm just gonna say that I woke up myself. Because I'm not selfish so I can do that. My God! Just like a girl I'm talking to myself. I should stop doing that. Stop it. No you. Man I'm a girl. Or a little girl with a lollypop who can't talk on her own. * I looked to my right sight en saw a mirror.* What do you think mirror hottie? Am I a girl or a little girl who can't talk. (...) Yeah I think so too mirror. I'm both because I find myself attractive. But hey, I can't do anything about it. I've learned it from the master. Rugge.

*Alright all I need right now is food.* - opens refrigerator-

Me: Nope, No food... That means supermarket. But I don't wanna go so... It's or starving or moving. (...) Yep it certainly is starving. * Stomach is rumbling* Yeah... Maybe it's the moving part.

☆At the supermarket☆

Me: What am I going to eat. Fries? No. Pizza? No. Pancakes? No.

??: What do you think of something healty?

Me: Tina? Why are we always seeing eachother? I mean I don't even like you. Everywhere where I look I see you. At the pizza place, on the football field. And this is the second time I see you here.

Tini: First of all it's Tini.

Me: Yeah I don't care.

Tini: *Rolls with her eyes* Second, I work by the Domino's. Third, I practise on the football field to beat you. And last of all, the first time you saw me here was because you was buying an applepie to throw in my face. Remember?

Me: No I think you're lying. I brought you here for buying an applepie to throw in your face.

Tini: That's exactly what I am saying.

Me: I know but it sounds better when I am saying it.

??: Hey! Nice to see you again guys! I see you lovies are doing great!

Me: Yes... uhm... Who are you again?

??: Mechi, the best friend of Tini.

Me: Oh yeah sure.

Tini: Look Mechi there's something I need to tell you. Jorge and I are-

Me: A great couple. I love you * I kissed her on her cheeck.* And she loves me. The perfect love.

??: So you've moved on?

Me: Oh hey... Stephie.

Tini: * Whispering* Is this the witch you were talking about?

Stephie: You are calling me a witch? Look Jorge, I've came here to say that I forgive you. Because you were right. I shouldn't have gone to you. But it was just that I love you and I still do. But I see that you have found someone else. So... I'll see you later?

Tini: Wait. That were beautiful words. And Jorge I think that you should tell her the truth.

Me: What you want to tell her that you're pregnant?

Stephie: Wait what?! In just a week you made someone pregnant?

Me: That's me. Stealing the hearts of girls and if there's really true love, there is a possibillity of making someone pregnant.

Tini: Jorge! Stop lying. I'm done with your game. Look Stephie. I'm not his girlfriend and luckly I'm not pregnant. 'Cause I don't know what I should start with a baby who looks like him.

Mechi: *Mumbling in the background* That baby will look hot.

Me: Look Tina is right. I was lying to you but it was just that... I don't know how to say. So I will say it as a plaster what you are getting of your wound. Here it comes. IhaveneverlikedyounorlovingyousoI'msayinggoodbyebecauseIneverwantedtobewithyou.

Stephie: Can you say that slower?

Me: Sure. I... have...never...

Stephie: Yes a bit faster.

Me: I have never liked you nor loving you so I'm saying goodbye because I never wanted to be with you.

Stephie: Oh, well... I will leave. I have nothing to say to you so. The only thing is that I'm glad that you told the truth. And did you really called me a witch?

Me: No, that's something Tina was making up.

Tini: It's Tini.

Me: I don't care.