Learning French

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by Hailey-Senpai

by Hailey-Senpai

US!Sans/SF!Sans: *walk into room to see Ink!Sans writing something on a whiteboard, while H-S is sitting on beanbag chair, waiting for him to finish*

Ink!Sans: *turns to H-S and points to board* Okay, so what's this? *points to picture of a kitten*

Hailey-Senpai: A cat?

Ink!Sans: Wrong.

Hailey-Senpai: A kitten?

Ink!Sans: *huffs in annoyance* In French, Hailey.

Hailey-Senpai: I don't friggin know! I struggle enough with English!

Ink!Sans: You're the one who wanted to learn French!

Hailey-Senpai: Well France wouldn't shut up about his friggin language and Canada couldn't teach me because he was busy with hockey stuff!!! You were my only hope anyways!

Ink!Sans: I really hope you don't do a Hetalia crossover episode now...

Hailey-Senpai: What?

Ink!Sans: NOTHING!!

Hailey-Senpai: ?

Ink!Sans: Okay, you say kitten as chaton in French, you try.

Hailey-Senpai: Chaton- Waiiiit I already knew that! Ink! I took French in 5th Grade, what the hell?!

Ink!Sans: FINEH! Say 'I'm an idiot and horrible learner'!

Hailey-Senpai: *sees US!Sans and SF!Sans* *turns back to Ink* Okay, you wanna play translator? Fine, define this, ' Anata wa sumātodeareba, anata wa kanzen jakkasu sa remasen! Watashi wa anata no o shiri anata no peintoburashi no appu 1 o tsukidasu mae ni, ima sugu anata no kuchi o shatto! Bitchi!' Btw it's Japanese. *badass exit*

SF!Sans: *trying to hold back laughter*

US!Sans: WHAT DID SHE SAY?

Ink!Sans: It's better if you don't know... I think..?

//Translation//

listen, if you are smart, you won't be a complete jackass! Now shut your mouth before I shove one of your paintbrushes up your ass! Bitch!

((I know bits and pieces of Japanese, but Google Translator exists for a reason.)