Silver: Hey Blaze, wanna hang out?
Blaze: Can't. It's pouring down rain outside. Sorry.
Jet: What, do you turn into a mercat if you get a little wet?
Blaze: 🐈➕☔ = 😖
Amy: In other words, (or actual words, rather than pictures...) Cats and rain don't mix.
Shadow: Neither do hedgehogs and water, apparently... @Sonic Hedgehog
Sonic: Hey! Leave me outta this!
Tails: I'm getting awesome pictures of the storm from my porch! Wind and rain and hail and everything!
Knuckles: At least you've got a roof over your head! I'm stuck on this shrine getting pelted out here!
Sonic: Go into your hut, or whatever! Not even Eggman would go out in this mess!
Knuckles: I can't! Tikal's off-island and locked me out! Said something about nesting.
Amy: ... Knux, did you type that correctly?
Knuckles: Why does it matter?
Blaze: Answer the question! Did you mean "Nesting" or not!?
Knuckles: YES! I typed it correctly! WHY!?
Tikal: Ah man, Knux! You ruined it... 😏
Amy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Blaze: NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! 🙌 😄😄😄😄💕💕💕💕💕
Sonic: Uh, the girls are freaking out. Why?
Tails: What goes in a nest...!?
Sonic: Sticks, leaves, moss... Missing anything?
Cosmo: 😑 Sonic... 💕 💍 💒 ...... 🚼❕❓❓❓❓❓
Sonic: Oh! Hey, congrats, guys!
Silver: Congrats, Tikal!
Silver: Hey, has anyone noticed how we're all getting such good signal despite the storm outside?
Blaze: Yes, Silver. It's called Chaos-Powered-Phones. 😉
Rouge: The Knuckle-Head bloodline lives on!
Knuckles: Gee. Thanks.
Sonic: Aw man, Tikal! What if the little guy's got spikes too? Won't that hurt if they punch you?
Jet: Or just stab a hole right through...! 🚑 🏥
Cosmo: Ew. No. Echidnas are Ovoviviparous, boys.
Jet: Which means what? Don't get all technical with me!
Tails: Ovoviviparous - Young develop in eggs, but remain inside the mother until they hatch and the mother births live offspring.
Cosmo: So if anything got banged up with those claws, it would be the eggshell.
Rouge: You two brainiacs just get hitched already! Love knows no age!
Tails: But marriage does...
Sonic: Which brings up the question... Are you and Cosmo...compatible?
Tails: Oh my Chaos, Sonic! Not on here!
Rouge: 🌹➕🐶 = ?
Blaze: Stop it!
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A/N: I am so sorry... I have a MINOR obsession with pregnancy and birth. It's caused several embarrassing moments when I've left my computer on and somebody happens to come into the room and see... 😅
None of these characters are mine.
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FanfictionInspired by If Sonic Had Facebook by chelliegrace. This is set in one of my AUs, where things from the games, shows and comics are kinda mixed up together. I own none of this, except for the circumstances and the OCs, which I will identify in the pa...
