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An Oikogeneia Secret

Silver: Please?

Sonic: No.

Silver: Please?

Sonic: No

Silver: Please!?

Sonic: No, Silver!

Silver: Pretty please with sugar cubes on top!?

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Amy: What is he wanting?

Sonic: He wants to tell me how many kids I have in the future! I don't wanna know!

Silver: Pleeeeeeeeeeease!?

Rouge: Ooh...no spoilers, huh? Watch out, Ames.

Shadow: With Silver originally being from the future, he probably knows everybody's kids.

Silver: Well, not personally, but pleeease Sonic!? I gotta tell somebody!

Sonic: Tell it to the dirt.

Cream: No! Then somebody might overhear him and tell everybody, then everyone will know you have donkey ears!

Amy: Vanilla's letting you read Greek mythology?

Cream: It's part of my literature lesson!

Silver: Please...!?

Sonic: No, Silver. I want that number to be a secret!

Silver: :(

Jet: I'll let you say how many I get! (It's zero...!)

Silver: Two. A boy and a girl.

Jet: So Wave does come back to me...!

Silver: I never said that...

Jet: :(

Knuckles: I'm definitely going to be the childless uncle to everyone's kids. Right?

Silver: ...

Knuckles: ...I have kids!?

Sonic: Congrats ahead of time, Knux!

Silver: And yet you won't let me say anything about you!? Rude!

Rouge: It's probably like six, or something.

Amy: Genetics have changed since the days of having lots of kids, Rouge.

Blaze: No, the culture has. People think they can only handle two kids, but they can still birth more than that.

Wave: And you know this...how?

Blaze: Because in the future, people try to have as many kids as possible to strengthen the population.

Blaze: If I get married and have kids, I might just prove it.

Rouge: Ooh...if she gets married...you hear that, Silver?

Silver: ...
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Before anyone asks, yes, I do have kids for most of them. If I shipped them, then they have kids in my AU.

Also, the word oikogeneia is Greek for "Family."