seventeen babysitting

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S.Coups: *Put on gloves and mask, pray to god, pray to jisoos, start rapping for a while so he wont be nervous, wipes his sweat*  "Ok lets do this" *wipes baby's poop*
"ASKDKALAK hiphop is ded"

Jeonghan: Does everything easily and perfectly without making any mistakes "This is nothing" #MotherMaterial

Joshua: *Calls his maids in his house to take care of the baby* "Why would I babysit them it's not that I'm their slave, so sorri got no time for this" #DamNItFeelsGoodtoBeAGangster

Jun: "Hi my name is Jun"
Jun:
Jun: "You like ramyeon?"
Jun: "Hey"
Jun: "heY im talking here answer me"

Manager: "Im- I'm so sorry sir but the baby is only 6 months old he can't speak yet"

Hoshi: "Hey baby~ you so cute"
Kid: *OH FUCK HOSHI MY BIAS sHIT he calls me cute oh my gawd is this real*

-A few moments later-

Hoshi :*falls asleep*
Kid: dONT WORRY i got this "HOSHI FIGHTINGGGGGGGGG"

Hoshi: Wha- WHATT?! *ninja pose mode on*

Wonwoo: -_-
Kid: Hey u ok
Wonwoo: Don't talk to me -_-
Kid: tf is wrong with this guy

(A/N: I'm so lame)

Woozi: "Kids, Don't run around~ You'll hurt yourself"
Kid: "Oh guys! It's a new kid! He's so fluffy and cute"
Woozi: DID U JUST said im cute???? :)))))))))) kid u gotta be kidding me huh

Mingyu: Where tf is the childrens?
Child: *cries*
Mingyu: Oh my gawdddd i'm so sorry oh my god
Child: *just got step on by Mingyu coz he tall af*

Kids: *Play with The8's hair* GUYS HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE RAMYEON SO DELICIOUS
The8: Hey hey stop now
Kids: LETS EAT THEM~
The8:heYY no dont hey stop it you guys ㅠㅠ *got ignored*

DK:*Smiles widely*
Kid: fUCK ITS SHINING *covers eyes*
Kid: Is that- Is that an angel? He so shining~

Kid: running around and suddenly kicked the drinks and spilled them *naughty af*

Seungkwan: hEY ur mistake! Oh my gosh what u doing now???? BABY U KIDDING?

Kid: 0_0 what?

Vernon: No no its like this, move your legs like this yes thats it very good now follow me again and copy
Kid: Like- Like this?
Vernon: Yes you got this, you got this
*teaches the kids on how to dance to Hotline Bling*

Dino: *the baby*

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