Sans arose from bed
It was a beautiful morning
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, it was the perfect day to
eat some unhealthy JUNK
Sans got dressed and stampered off to Grillbys
When he entered he was instantly encountered by Drunk bunny
"Sannnnsssyyyy~~ come herrreeeee I gotta *hic* ask you somethin'"
Sans didn't want to be rude so he went to go see what she wanted
"I was on my phone annndd."
She trailed off and started drooping her head. How much did she have she's literally out of it! But she came back to her senses (if that's what you'd call it) and continued talking
"Uhhhhh I see yooou go yourself a girlfriend!"
Sans blushed
Well he wasn't expecting that
"Oh uh, you see that was a mistake papyrus made---"
"So you have a boyfriend then~"
Sans shook his head
"No I mean I'm not in a relationship!"
The rabbit just sorta stared at him for a moment, she was really dumbfounded it seemed. Or just so drunk that her brain stopped working.
Sans decided to get up and seat himself at the front of the bar and get himself a burger he didn't want to take this nonsense anymore.
That was until Ugly fish (we'll just call him Ugly shall we?) interrupted him
"SANS GIVE ME YOUR SECRET!!"
Sans mouth was full so he just sorta stared like how drunk bunny did
"HOW DID YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND??? PLEASE IM SO LONLEY"
Sans nearly chocked on his burger
Another person was asking about this?? Just how many people saw that post?
Sans put down his burger and looked at Ugly with a serious expression (whatever that would be)
"Uh sorry Ugly I don't mean to disappoint but uh, you got it wrong. She's not a um... Romantic girlfriend, we're platonic."
Ugly froze with confusion
"So what you're telling me is, you didn't ask this girl out yet??? WHEN YOU DO CAN I WATCH I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO IT."
Sans blushed massively
Why would he want to watch??
That's weird! It's none of his business about what happens between him and Toriel!
WHAT WAS SANS THINKING HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA ASK OUT TORIEL IN THE FIRST PLACE!! WHY WAS HE FREAKING OUT!?
Sans was done with all of this, he grabbed a paper bag and plopped his burger in then left.
When Sans arrived home no one was there.
He noticed he still hasn't made that pie, and what's a better time than now? It's strange knowing he's working on desert when he hasn't even finished his lunch yet but eh, doesn't matter.
Sans went into his room and brought the pillowcase full of the ingredients out
He came to realization that he still hasn't gotten the butterscotch
He didn't want to go out so he said screw it and decided to make a cinnamon pie.
Sans ruffled around the pillow for the paper with the steps in how to do this, he found it and was greeted with Toriels neat handwriting.
It was cute, she didn't really write in cursive but some of her letters had a little curly 'Q' on them.
Sans Stopped admiring her handwriting and got to work
