Papyrus called Undyne
After a few long beeps she finally answered
"Hello?" Undyne lazily groaned. She just woke up
"UNDYNE!" Papyrus yelled excitedly
"Oh hey paps, what's cookin?"
Papyrus's yell was enough to wake her up, maybe not completely, but enough.
"OH IM NOT COOKING ANYTHING!! BUT I DO HAVE SOME PASTA I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO TRY!!"
"Oh? New recipe?"
"NOPE! SANS FRIEND TORIEL MADE OUR PASTA!! IM ALMOST POSITIVE SHE MADE THE SAUCE YOU RECOMMENDED!!"
There was a moment of silence
"Papyrus have you noticed your brother and the queen acting a bit-- weird?"
Papyrus scratched his skull
"WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN UNDYNE?"
Undyne sighed
"Never mind Paps. I'll be over in a few minutes."
"OKAY UNDYNE!!! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU BEFORE I START EATING."
They hung up and Undyne turned to her desk and put her head into her hands
Asgore was like a father to Undyne and the thought of lying to him made her feel ill... Yes he does know her location now so he could just go visit his wife when ever he wants... but something just felt--- wrong...
Undyne knew there was SOMETHING going on between Papyrus's brother and the queen, but she didn't want to believe it. She knew the queen made Sans happy but--- she cared much more for Asgore and his happiness, and if he KNEW about this relationship between the two then he would go back into that strange depression he had..
After thinking for a bit Undyne decided she would say something to Sans to hint that she doesn't think him and Toriel should get any closer-- for Asgores sake..
--- TIME SKIP ---
When Undyne arrived to Papyrus's she vowed to make sure to deliver her message to the runt
She let herself into the house
"Hey Paps! "
"OH UNDYNE! I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN!! COME OVER AND EAT SOME OF THIS WIH ME!"
Undyne scratched behind her fin
"Oh yeah sure paps, but first can I speak to Sans? I have something important to tell him.."
Papyrus froze, he knew Sans didn't want to be bothered but-- UNDYNE HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL HIM SO???
"OH UH YEAH UNDYNE! BUT IM NOT SURE IF HE'S EVEN AWAKE!! IF HE'S NOT PLEASE TO WAKWE HIM! BUT YOU MAY GO CHECK!"
Papyrus gave Undyne a reassurance smile
Undyne have a spooky sharp smile right back and made her way to Sans room.
She peeked open the door and noticed Sans was indeed awake
He was actually softly talking on the phone and was hiding little laughs between his words.
Was he.... blushing?? Undyne wasn't aware that was something a skeleton could do-- but we knew that already now didn't we ;3c
Undyne opened the door all the way
"HEY SANS!!!"
Sans jumped towards Undyne and gasped and quietly muttered
"Gotta go!" And hung up his phone
"Sup Undyne, what brings you to this neck of the woods?"
Undyne crossed her arms
"Sans listen I gotta--" he wasn't even paying attention, he was looking down at his phone
He seemed to be texting someone he seemed to like, and to all Undyne knows IS that it was impossible for the queen to possibly have a phone, maybe she was worried for nothing...
Sans looked back up
"Oops sorry Undyne, that was rude of me"
Undyne looked away
"Eh it's fine chump.." there was a little awkward silence between them
"Uh... so what did you want Undyne, I know you didn't come up here for nothing."
Dang he's smart
"Uhh it's nothing I guess, I forgot." She decided not to bring up Asgore
"Um... okay then?? Aren't you suppose to be eating that spaghetti Toriel made with Papyrus?"
Undyne almost forgot, and with out saying anything she exited the room.
--
Now you must be wondering
Who was exactly was Sans texting?
It's a shipping fanfiction you scrub who else would it be??
Undyne assumed wrong, Toriel does indeed have a phone, Sans even went out of his way to get her a new one, but that was a secret.
For the new phone Sans made sure to get her a touch screen so she doesn't take so long to text with that flip phone. He also made sure to get a purple case for her, because he knew it was her favorite color. (Even tho she didn't exactly straight out tell him but come on man, she has like 500 purple things.)
Sans normally didn't go out of his way to please others, let alone actually but something with his own money. But Toriel really meant something special to him... ever since he's met her in person he's been more active, more confident in himself, hell he even learned some things from her. (Like cooking) and in his eyes this was a perfect way to thank her. And it might be fun to teach her how to use the phone because he knew she never had one like this before so that would be a treat for him as well.
Sans exited his room and glanced over to Papyrus and Undyne
They were gasping in the glory of that pasta
What a bunch of nerds
So Sans quietly left the house successfully with out intruding their hang out.
Sans was going to no other place than Toriels. That's what he was talking to her about on the phone, to "ketchup" on the cooking lessons. And obviously to give Toriel that new phone but he didn't tell her that part.
Sans finally made it, but something seemed to be off... the door was open, sans looked around but Toriel wasn't anywhere to be seen...
