WARNING: this chapter may not be suitable for anyone who gets angered by anything to do with Benedict
- dvngerouswoman -
ok so there's this guy, his name is Benedict.
where to start about Benedict 😕
PART 1
*PRE lesson* (Philosophy, Religion, Ethics)
*learning about something to do w something* 💭
Benedict: *raised hand and raises eyebrow*
Teacher: "yes Benedict" 😒
*suspenseeeee* 💋👏💫💢🐮
Benedict: "um... is this some kind of strange cult or is this a religion?"
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PART 2
*Drama lesson*
MissM: "so we will be doing monologues as if you are a homeless person"
~~~~~ *two weeks later* ~~~~~
MissM:. "any volunteers to go first?"
now of course Benedict wants to go and MissM pics him
so Benedict waddles over to the chair and plops down
he then raises one eyebrow and tilts his head to the side (his unique expression) while miss talks
and off he goes with his monologue 💬💤💤💤💤
Benedict: "My name is Abe and i'm addicted to heroin and other druuuuuuugs"
*about a minute later*
Benedict: "so I guess you could say I was hidden in plain siiiiiiight"
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PART 3
*German lesson* again 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Louise is on a table with four people. Diagonal to her is Benedict. Opposite Benedict and next to Louise was his 'trusty' friend Stantonator.
Now we all know everyone gets bored in German.
We don't all know that Benedict and Stantonator get VERY bored in German so decide to masturbate
Yes. Masturbate in the middle of a German lesson.
So they do it
*While emily sits uncomfortably next to them*
they do it looking into each others eyes. Holding. Eye. Contact. And. Smiling. At. Eachother. Throughout.
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PART 4
"Rose, are you my g????"
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PART 5
*in France* #FranceTripAgain
TALENT SHOW!
Presenter: "and the next act will be a comedy act"
*Happiness across the audience* 😁😀😊😄😃😆😆😇
Presenter: "welcome to the stage Benedict, Stantonator,
Jonathan (from the first chapter) and A (another annoying
boy)
*wave of unhappy sigh across the audience* woosh 🌊🌊🌊
*four of them get on stage*
"so, what do you get between two slices of ham. No wait between
two slices of bread.....
*so much suspense* - jk nobody cares 😂
"West Ham!!!!"
The End Of The Benedict Chapter
I depart you Bizzle_Rig
