once upon a time Jade was walking along a French market with her friends 👧 when in the corner of her eye she sees a 'hot French boy' at a market stall selling sunglasses 😎😎😏
he gaseeed into her very very dark brown 👀 and said... "come buy some sunglasses" 👓 👓 👓
Jade gracefully walks over to HFB but evil lairy man comes in and takes her away.
HFB sees this and rushes to her rescue.
He gallops in on his white shiny horse - knight in shining armour. 🐴 👑 jk he just runs in, in his black leather jacket, skinny jeans and dark gelled hair.
He rushes Jade away to safety.
*cheesy bit coming up* 😂
Jade: "You're my hero"
*music to set the moment*
they lean in to kiss each other and...
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
imani runs in.
imani: "ok I just flew all the way from my bedroom to France, jumped off the plane and ran all the way here to tell you... Guys, my bun fell out"
