Equius Zahhak hated Gamzee Makara. However, he had a strange habit of contacting him every day. He would always state firsthand that he hated him, but when the conversation continued, they were actually very civil with each other. So much for such a potent hatred.
Just like any other day, Equius opened up Trollian. He wondered what today's conversation with the highblood would be like.
centaursTesticle [CT] started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC].
CT: D --> Hello highb100d
CT: D --> Dear gog I hate you
TC: wHaT's Up BrO? :o)
CT: D --> Please do not use such odd chara%ers as you type, it is very confusing
TC: wHaTeVeR bRo, It'S aLl YoU.
CT: D --> Thank you
CT: D --> Wait
CT: D --> That is very improper of me, why w001d you let me get away with such a horrible deed
TC: i HaVe No IdEa WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK yOu'Re TaLkIn AbOuT.
CT: D --> You must punish me for my a%ions, highb100d
TC: dUdE, i DoN't WaNnA fUcKiN hUrT yOu :o(
CT: D --> Please, highb100d, this is abso100tely necessary
TC: UuUuUh...OkAy...
TC: uM...
TC: Go MaKe Me A fUcKiNg PiE, eQuIuS!
CT: D --> Oh gog
CT: D --> I need a towel
CT: D --> That was very improved from last time, highb100d, I am very impressed
TC: uH, tHaNkS bRo.
CT: D --> May I re%uest more
CT: D --> Wait, no, I apologize, I am being very disrespectf001
TC: It'S oKaY bRo, I'lL dO iT fOr YoU.
CT: D --> Highb100d...that's...
