MY RANDOM NONSENSE THINGY FOR KEVIN! (SimbaSnickers)

THIS IS WRITTEN IN MY POINT OF VIEW IN A WEIRD WORLD WHERE WE BOTH LIVE CLOSE BY AND THE WEIRDEST CRAP HAPPENS AND I GOT BORED SO THIS HAPPENED!

keep in mind I ain't using my real name for this!

Kevin, Enjoy! xD

"You can do it! You can do it!- Oh for cryin' out loud just do it..." I mumbled, watching one of my friends, Kevin, trying to climb a tree. I don't remember when that happened but I'm pretty sure it had somthing to do with me daring him to climb a tree and get me a leaf from the highest branch.

No, I'm not drunk.

No, I'm not high.

We're just messed up.

"AYE! C'MON! THE LION KING MARATHON ON TV IS IN 10 MINUTES!"

"I'm... trying.... shut up... Scream..." he groaned, trying to get the leaf... See, he managed to make his way up the tree, but... the idiot had problems grabbing the leaf.

"Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!" I whined, "HURRY!"

"You and your stupid impatience." 

"IT'S A GIFT!"

"...crappy gift..." I heard him mumble.

"I HEARD THAT!"

He looked back at me and grinned before reaching out and grabbing the leaf. "DONE!"

"Great. Now bring it down- without harming it." I smirked, watching him slowly make his way down. He made it down and grinned at me, slapping the leaf into my hand.

I grinned and ran back into my house, "CMON! HURRY IT UP!"

He ran back in with me, but instead of coming in to start the marathon, he ran into the kitchen and took all the chocolate and candy I had, plus he made popcorn. "Amazing," I sighed, following him in and grabbing all the stuff to move into the living room.

"Alright," I said, 8 minutes later, remote in hand, "let's start."

And so we watched Lion King - 1994 version - then Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, and finally we watched Lion King 1/2: Hakuna Matata! Hehehe, so that's 3 hours and 56 minutes on Lion King. After that, I ordered Pizza, and tried to keep it to myself but he managed to steal some.

No problem.

I'll get the guy back.

Watch me.

"HEY SCREAM! I GOTTA GO!" he shouted from downstairs.

I stayed quiet, just to worry him a bit, and splattered a red substance on the floor.

"SCREAM?" stay quiet.

He came upstairs, and I layed on the floor, acting dead. The fake blood I bought the week before all over the floor.

Of course, he came in, he freaked out, then I jumped up screaming and watched him scream as well.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I rolled around, laughing and clutching my stomach, "YOUR FACE!"

He mumbled something about being mad at me and he sat at the edge of my bed, not facing me.

"Kevviiiiin..." I mumbled, "I sowwyyyyyyyyyyyy."

"No."

I kept poking him.

"Kevin" poke.

"Kevin." poke.

"Kevin." poke.

"Kevin." po-

"FINE!" I always win.

And so everything was okay and everyone lived happily ever after- except when my parents got back and saw the fake blood I sorta got in trouble but it's okay cause I'm awesome and that night Kevin stayed up to study but that's fine cause he passed whatever exams he had.

"...and they all lived happily ever-"

"SHUT UP! THIS AIN'T A FAIRY TALE!"

C:

this came to me while my cousin went to get something.

what do you think? I feel messed up, she called me messed up xD

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Love you all

Scream<3