MY RANDOM NONSENSE THINGY FOR KEVIN! (SimbaSnickers)

PART 2! xD

There's a part two involved... xP

Le Part 2

Summer Vacation had started. Kids played games at home and friends went to the park, teens slept in and best friends were preparing for concerts. There were pool parties and barbeques held and night clubs to go to. Even parents got a break.

All was right with the world: no exams, no tests, no studying or stupid and annoying teachers. It was peaceful... keyword: was.

"WAKE UP! I'M BORED!" I yelled, barging into Kevin's room.

"Mhm..." he mumbled something about how I needed to 'shut the heck up and let him sleep.'

"Nooo! C'moooon! I'm bored and there's nothing to dooo!" I whined, pulling the blanket off of him. "Pleeeaaassee?"

"Don't you have any other friends?" he moaned, grabbing the blanket and getting comfortable once again.

"Yes," I said, "but I prefer you." I stood there for a second before stating, "Well then, if you don't want my company, I guess I'll just leave. Bye, Kevin."

I walked out the door smirking...

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"Scream?" There he is!

"Yes?"

"I'm sorry."

"I know you are."

"I'll change and be right there."

"Okay." I grinned. I WANNA PRANK HIIM AGAIN! 

I shouted to Kevin that I needed to go outside and get something I forgot and waited for a reply before running out.

Then...

I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER!!!

And Kevin ran out. "Heheh- oh god! HAHAHAHA!" I started rolling around the grass, clutching my sides, "Oh my god, I'm too- HAHAHAHAA- TOO GOOD FOR YOU- HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

See, let me explain.

Kevin ran out, yes?

Okay well.... Kevin ran out in his underwear, and a shirt around his neck.

And the neighbour came out to see what the commotion was about- THE NEIGHBOUR IS A LADY, OKAY?! SHE'S 35 AND VERY STRICT AND SHE ALMOST FAINTED!

"Oh for crying out loud... Scream..." Kevin groaned in annoyance, running back into the house to get changed.

"Hehehe..." I wiped away the tears from laughing so hard before going in and heading straight to Kevin's kitchen and towards the most prized possession: The fridge.

Fruits? nah...

Chicken? nope..

A sandwich? Not in the mood...

Uhmm.. Okay left over fries from McDonalds... Eh... I grabbed the Fries and a slice of pizza I found - Look, I haven't had breakfast - and looked in the fridge again and-

"KEVIN! WHAT THE HELL?!" I shouted.

"What? What?" He came downstairs and into the kitchen.

"YOU HAVE NO JUICE!"

"Uhh... okay?"

"I want juuuiiiiiccee!" I whined, stomping my foot and throwing a tantrum like some little kid.

"Fiiiine."

"YAY!" I ran out the door in the direction of the closest grocery store, my fries and pizza forgotten.

While we walked there I got bored, so me being me had an amazing idea, what better way to waste time then to sing random songs? I ran circles around Kevin as we walked and started singing.

"IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!!!"

Kevin sighed.

"AND IT MOVES US AAAALLLL!!!" I grinned at him, "cmoon."

"THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOOOPE!" He shook his head.

"THROUGH FAITH AND LOOOOVE!" I poked him. And I guess he gave in.

"TILL WE FIND OUR PLAAACE!" we - mostly me- sang - if you could call it singing.

"ON THE PATH UNWINDIIIING!

IN THE CIRCLLLEE!

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE!"

I smiled, "Now was that so bad?"

He laughed, "Shut up."

And there, in front of us, THE GROCERY STORE! I ran in and grabbed a small bottle orange juice and another one of mango juice. "That'll be $5."

"Kev, pay the man."

"WHAT?"

"I'm broke dude, sorry." I chuckled, uncapping the mango juice and gulping down half of it.

He grumbled something about me being stupid for being broke - I slapped him upside the head - and paid the guy.

"Great!" I smiled and ran all the way to the park, where poor Kevin had to chase behind me to make sure I didn't get lost- again... Yea don't ask but that time I was lost for three hours and ended up almost arrested. The plan to get back needed scissors, rope, water, duct tape and a fish.

Don't ask.

After a fun day we walked to Kevin's house where he fell asleep on the couch and then I ordered pizza, took money from his wallet to pay for it and since I'm a good person, I left him two slices.

Then I walked home.

And lived happily ever after!

Okay part 2 happened cause Kevin wanted one and since this takes no planning and no thinking what-so-ever I managed to do it xD

Three facts about me that are true here:

1-I like pranking people!

2-Juice is my favorite thing to drink. Forget Monster, Fanta, Sprite, I LOVE JUICE MORE - mostly orange XD but sprite is a close second.

and 3-Usually, I actually do come up with stupidly awesome plans.. This once in the fourth grade this mean girl in class who always made fun of me spilled orange juice over my uniform, so to get her back I used tape, paint, glue, scissors, milk, and chicken nuggets... Yeah don't ask. But the chicken nuggets was cause I was hungry.

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Love youu

~Scream<3