the pasties; hes ft. zjm

dos

harry

"but harry!"

"brittney, i knew you were a hoe, but damn! hakeem of all people? you know i hate is ass. he always trying get under my skin and you go and bang his brains out?"

"he came on to me! and besides he wasn't that good."

"are you fucking kidding me right now?"

"youre worried about how good he was in bed while i sit here and try do figure out what possessed you to do so?"

"well."

"brittney lemme do you one better. we. are. done!"

"what? bu—"

"but nothing. ya know how you asked me why i always wore a condom when we had sex? well thats because i figured you had like a billon STDs from banging the basketball team twice."

"whatever."

"whatever is right. bye, bitch! have fun sucking dick! hope you get herpes!"

damn harry! harsh much? nah im just playin. that was spot on! so im gonna have three other chapters like zöes and harrys but for luke zayn and michael basically explaining how they meet.