Texting Joel Pimentel

Chapter 7

Joel - Are you out now?

Clarissa - Yes now what do you need

Joel - I don't know I'm bored

Clarissa - Don't you have school or work to do?

Joel - I finished everything already

Clarissa - It's 4pm

Joel - And? I work fast

Clarissa - Of course you do

Joel - You're just jealous cause I'm hotter than you

Clarissa - No I'm not

Joel - You sure?

Clarissa - The only jealous person here is you

Joel - Why would I be jealous of you?

Clarissa - Because I'm the besteststs

Joel - That's not even a word

Clarissa - Well for me it is

Joel - Whatever floats your boat

Clarissa - Hey! You can't use that

Joel - Why not?

Clarissa - Cause I already said it

Joel - Freedom of speech

Clarissa - Freedom of speech my ass

Joel - You have no ass

Clarissa - My ass is bigger than Nicki Minaj's ass

Joel - Sure it is

Clarissa - You probably have no ass

Joel - Everyone has an ass

Clarissa - Well then you have a really small one

Joel - You're really mean you know that

Clarissa - You just noticed

Joel - Yes I did

Clarissa - Well you're slow

Joel - Heyyy!!

Clarissa - I'm mean get used to it

Joel - I don't want to

Clarissa - Well you gotta

Joel - But I don't wanna

Clarissa - Well I don't care

Joel - Rude. But how do you look like?

Clarissa - I don't know

Joel - How could you not know?

Clarissa - The lights are off so I can't see

Joel - I hate you

Clarissa - I love you too

Joel - Whats your favorite food?

Clarissa - Food

Joel - Be specific

Clarissa - Well I like that one thing that comes from a cow once you kill it and slice it up. Then with that thing that you literally eat everything with that is made of corn thingys.

Joel - What is that

Clarissa - You said be specific

Joel - Yeah but not like that

Clarissa - There is no other way for me

Joel - You are horrible

Clarissa- You love me

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Edited 1/1/2018