The Kitsune Type

What the hell?!

Naruto was at Ichiraku's, scarfing down his eighth bowl of ramen. He got out his favorite frog purse and paid. He got up and started to walk to his house when he was stopped by none other than Duckbutt himself. "What do you want Teme?" "The Hokage called us up, Dobe." He smiled his infamous smile. "A mission? Let's go!" Naruto exclaimed and ran towards the Hakoge tower. Sasuke sighed but followed.
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When they got there Shizune was trying to take away the sake bottle from Tsunade when she noticed Naruto and Sasuke. Sakura was already at in the Hokage's office, scowling when she saw Naruto. When she noticed Sasuke, however, she latched herself to his arm.

Tsunade shooed Shizune who took her sake, which annoyed Tsunade but got serious when she realized why her guests were here. "Team 7 will be assigned an A rank Mission. You will take this..." She held out a gold rectangular box "... To a very rich man. Do not under any circumstance do you open this. Do you understand?" She said in a very menacing voice while staring at Naruto the whole time. Naruto whined "Ne, Ne why are you looking at me for?" He pouted. All the of the people in the room sweat dropped. Sasuke took the box and put it...somewhere. Where? No one knew. Team 7 stood up, bowed , then left.
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It felt like hours since they left to Naruto. "My feet hurt!" Whined Naruto. Sakura hit Naruto over the head "Stop whining Naruto-baka!" She screeched which annoyed Sasuke. "Shut up." He said menacingly with a dark aura surrounding him. Naruto didn't seem fazed unlike Sakura who was shaking in fear. (AN: you don't know how happy I am to do this to her. Am I mean?😊) Naruto was about to say something but was was cut off by the light rustling from the trees. Naruto screamed "Come out, you coward!!! Or face the ALMIGHTY NARUTO!!! Believe It!!!!" Sasuke got into a fighting stance, kunai in hand. Sakura, well she was being a coward by hiding behind a tree.

The stranger in hiding started laughing like a maniac. His laugh booming all through out the forest. "HAHAHA~..." Naruto tensed but got into a fighting stance as well.  "Well aren't you cute~ Na-ru-to-kun~." The stranger said purring every syllable in his name. Naruto shivered and ran into the forest to find the bastard. That was stupid, he realized because there was a hole in the ground and he fell in. Sasuke ran after him screaming "NARUTO!!" Shortly after falling in the hole as well. Sakura came out of her hiding place screeching "Nooooooo Sasuke-kun!" Which led to her falling into the hole just like her teammates before her.

(Naruto's Point of view)
"AHHHHHH!!!" I screamed. Every thing around me was pitch black. My head felt like it was being ripped apart. I scrunched my eyes shut in pain. My body felt tingly but I ignored it. I land on a hard floor, face-first. "Owwwww!" I said trying to get up but someone was on top of me. I realized who it was. "Could you get of me,teme!" He gets of me and I get up off the strangely pink floor. I stare at Sasuke and he gives me a confused stare. "Dobe?" I give an exasperated sigh. "Who else? And I told you not to call me that, Teme!" "Dobe, look down." I looked down and saw that I had breasts. I screamed "WHAT THE HELL?!"

That's when I noticed our surrounding. Girls had on very yellow dresses with white at the cuffs and collar and a red bow. They were all squealing while looking at Sauke. There were six men and a girl dressed in black pants with a white shirt and blue blazer accompanied by a black tie with one purple stripe. One of the men came up to me. He grabbed my hand leaned down and to kissed the back of it. He leaned in to kiss it but I took it away. I looked at him, serious. "Where is this place? And who are you?" He smiled a smile so wide I thought his mouth was going to fall off. "Why, my darling princess..." "Don't call me that!" "... my name is Tamaki Suou and you are at the Host club, where guys entertain girls. Which is you're type?"He pointed to a stotic looking tall dude. "The silent strong type?" He pointed to the boy purched upon the tall guys shoulders. "The boy Lolita?" Then he pointed to a guy with glass and was writing something on a clipboard. "The cool type?" Then,very dramatically, pointed to himself."Or the princely type?" I glance at Sasuke who had a very angry Sakura latched onto his arm and glared at any one who looked at him. Sasuke looked annoyed. More so than any time I've seen him. He looked at me and asked "What?"In a very irritated tone. "I don't think we are in Konaha anymore."

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TBC