On the first day, John threw a chair at the teacher when the teacher scolded him he was like ," I never throw, I drop."The next day, the supervisor caught John kicking a chair towards the same teacher and asked him why he kicked the chair. He said," I never kick , I push."
After that happened, the other pupils were making up what he will say when he grows up.
"I never molest, I touch."
"I never murder, I stab."
"I never kidnap, I borrow."
"I never kill, I shoot."