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On the first day, John threw a chair at the teacher when the teacher scolded him he was like ," I never throw, I drop."

The next day, the supervisor caught John kicking a chair towards the same teacher and asked him why he kicked the chair. He said," I never kick , I push."

After that happened, the other pupils were making up what he will say when he grows up.

"I never molest, I touch."

"I never murder, I stab."

"I never kidnap, I borrow."

"I never kill, I shoot."

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