3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The man driving the taxi knew they were drunk, so he turned on the engine and turned it off.
Taxi Driver: We have reached your destination.
Drunk Guy 1: *Gives Money*
Drunk Guy 2: Thank you, Mister.
Drunk Guy 3: *Slaps*
The taxi driver didn't know what that was for, but he was thinking that the third guy knew what he did, but instead he said:
Drunk Guy 3: Control your speed next time. You nearly killed us!
