Hey Bruno here is your food...hurry up so I can take you out to poop..Mama has a date tonight...Bruno maybe after tonight we wont be here alone...I love you and all Bruno but Mama needs a hubby...
Said Audrey to her huge brown pit..who looked at her with adoring eyes... This is our first date but he sounds so hot over the phone Bruno..I just know he wont turn out .. to be like the rest off them....
He wont go out with me just for my money Bruno... I know he wont hit me like Andy did ..You remember Andy don't you Bruno that's the one you bite in the leg said Audrey to a attentive Bruno...
Nor will he be like Ted..Drinking all the time..You remember that night Bruno.. He drunk a whole bottle of vodka and pissed up my entire bed..What a dirty bugger he was...
Nope Bruno this is going to be my lucky night I feel it in my bones...My prince charming has finally come along said Audrey with a huge happy grin plastered on her rather plain face....
Audrey quickly took faithful Bruno outside to do his business..Once they were in the house Audrey..Headed straight to her bedroom closet..So Bruno what do you think I should wear ?
How about this one said Audrey holding up a dark red dress in front of Bruno....Yeah to sexy I want to look sexy but not slutty.....Audrey threw the to sexy dress on her bedroom floor ..
Soon she had a growing mound of discarded out fits on the bedroom floor in front of a bored looking Bruno..Okay Bruno this is it ..this is the perfect first date outfit said Audrey holding up a black jumpsuit
she laid it across her bed along with some pink lacy under wear..and she put her fuck me red pumps on the floor by her outfit......Then she headed to the tub and took a long hot bubble bath....
Audrey came out of the bedroom the first thimg she noticed was Bruno was no longer in the room..that was odd usually Bruno never went to far from her..That was odd ... But what was really odd
and had her heart racing in fear was that ...laying right besides her black jumpsuit.. Neatly on her bed with her favorite white quilt on it was...A mans blue shirt turned inside out a pair of dirty blue jeans
some plaid holey boxers shorts....and laying on the floor besides her fuck me red pumps..were a large pair of filthy men tennis shoes......
Audrey's date a shy.. quite.. ordinary looking guy..who really was a nice guy this time..Audrey's prince charming..waited at the restaurant were they were to meet for two hours
.Before with great disappointment he left...He had really thought Audrey was the one for him.....
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