Originally titled: God Damnit Batman.
Kinda like a podcast where I get a Batman subject and rant on it. They're far fetched I know.
But hey, you request, I rant, and you guys get to yell at me in the comments and share your own opinions.
Ya know.
Bruce, I love you a lot, but you go through women like a buffet. 😭
Like I know on the Bruce side you're trying to preserve your playboy image but PLEASE stop doing this to yourself.
First of all, the types of women that you're attracted to--don't get me wrong I love it-- are super independent in some way or are very strong--I mean that literally in Diana's case. But seriously whenever you date it's like there's always a catch like you have almost never dated a normal person. In fact lets go through the lists off of the top of my head.
One, Selina Kyle
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Not gonna lie, I used to hate her more than anything in my life but now I just only hate her a little (I hate everyone so in reality lets just say she's kinda cool) but I guess their catch is that she's bad or used to be bad and he's good but the sexual tension was like wow and just wow. A lot of people would say Selina is Bruce's #1 (Main chick lol) and even though I'm not her biggest fan I have to agree.
So one, the good guy and bad girl thing.
Two, Talia Al Ghul (AKA Miranda Tate)
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Okay, I can understand if there's some fans out there so please excuse me when I say this but this bitch is crazy. Like from everything I've seen (Like Son of Batman all the way to Bad Blood) WHAT KIND OF MOTHER/LOVER IS THIS WOMAN? Near the beginning of her story (from which I learned from watching the animated series) she was like the daughter of this crazy guy dressed like a green bean (you can't lie to me this man is always dressed in green) who wants to end, no cleanse the world and she "falls in love" with the man who is trying to stop him? Like really I can kinda see that but then happened the drugging and the metropolis and the sex and the conception of this demon child Damian. Damian is pretty cool even though he's an evil little thing I think he and I would be great friends, but his mom is so crazy that she grew a freaking clone of her son and even went as far as to order the execution of the original.
Like bitch what?
AND GIRL IF YOU DON'T ZIP UP THAT GOD DAMN SKIN TIGHT SUIT YOU STAY WEARING.
