I sit with a bunch of guys at lunch. One day while I was reading my book, the all started teasing me asking why I wasn't talking to them. I then put my bookmark in, closed my book, and looked up at them. When they quieted down, I said "Do you wanna know what I wanna do?" They looked at each other and answered what. "I want to buy a ton of goldfish, feed them human blood so they acquire the taste for it, then feed all my enemies to them." I said it with the straightest face and then went back to reading my book. No one said anything else until the bell rang.
