Let's get rioooooght into the noooose
Reaper and 76:
"Hey Jack, I'm hungry, wanna go out to get a bite or what"
"Hey hungry"
"Jack no"
"I'm jack"
"Jesus Christ why am I even still with you"
"Ok ok, I'll stop it."
Tracer and Dva
"Why are you blocking my shots?!!!"
"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to maintain a 'pristine KD'" tracer said, in a mocking tone.
"Well, your not the one who's top 5 in the world." Dva spat back.
"Woah there love, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to get ya all frazzled."
"Thanks." Dva sighed.
Pharah and Mercy
"Look, if you're going to keep yelling 'I need healing' in the voice comm, at least show yourself to I can glide up to you!" Mercy sighed.
"Well I'm sorry that I needed healing, so I wouldn't die!" Pharah shot back.
"Look, Fareea, you just gotta show yourself, MKay?"
"I'll try my best." Pharah leaned in to place a peck on her wife's cheek.
Hanzo and Mcree
"Mcree, could you please at least try to stop smoking inside?" Hanzo sighed.
"Not that easy, darlin'" He answered back.
"Well, I guess that every time you light another cigar, that'll be one less kiss for you."
"You wouldn't" Mcree narrowed his eyes and his boyfriend.
"I would."
"Fine, I'll at least try. But can I get a kiss?"
"No."
Zarya and Mei
Nothing, they basically don't fight at all.
(Yes the next oneshot will be after this)
Ameile and Gerard
(I got nothing, so have some cute fanart by @dewittforthevine on Instagram)
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And there ya go, there's ur trashy one shots.
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FanfictionCheers love, the Calvary's queer! Lmao the fuck is Battleborn This book is basically a trash can at this point so beware
